Tuesday, January 27, 2009

the beginning of the world

This morning JoeMyGod posted a music video from Matt Alber: The End of the World. Matt was once a member of Chanticleer and RMJ used to take me to some of their performances. (It's through RMJ that I met Matthew Oltman, whom I still see out and about.)

I remember when I first met Matt Alber--I think I may have actually swooned. He's such a kind and sexy guy, and the voice just pushed his sexymeter into the red zone. (He is, or at least at the time was, happily partnered.) I remember going to his first ever CD launch party in the Nancy Boy space on Market Street in the Castro. He performed a couple of tracks and the room was rapt. I loved his slightly electronic bend to soulful vocals, and bought about six CDs that night and sent them as gifts to far flung music-junkie friends who spread the word.

My favorite tracks were the sort-of-coming-out pop song Anyone Out There? followed by Your Birthday, which I really think should replace the annoying standard. I still burn it as the first track for any mix CD I make for friends' birthdays. That first CD was titled Nonchalant, and the title track was simultaneously soulful and slightly haunting and I still play it when it rains (meteorologically or emotionally).

Hide Nothing is his first label album, and the video for The End of the World (also featured on that first release) is getting some good play on Logo.


Just beautiful.

The album Hide Nothing is available via iTunes and Amazon.

Update: On Matt's YouTube channel is this video of him singing The Slow Club, and this is from that first launch night in Nancy Boy. I was watching it and saw a couple of guys whom I didn't know then but are my friends now. Particularly Michael Foster,

who is "featured" in one of my own YouTube videos.

Update: Towleroad reports that Matt recorded the album in his bedroom on a Mac, and they shot the End of the World video at the barber shop where he gets his hair cut with his brother and father as part of the crew.

royal night at Marlena's

Saturday I was spent. It was all I could do to get out of bed by noon, do laundry, and run errands in the neighborhood. I took a "nap" around 7:00 and bailed on the Barber Lounge party and Burns night at Edinburgh Castle. Guy had just finished an exam and was itching to celebrate with a drink or dozen. I rallied for this.

I suggested Marlena's as I hadn't been in a while, but also realized that Guy must think that I always go there because every time I go out with Guy we go to Marlena's.

Guy Innes & Wilson Hardcastle

But boy am I glad we went. We were very late for the show, and I had someone been left off the mail lists. As involved in the Bay Area Chapter as I am, I did not know that Saturday night was the International Gay Rodeo Association convention and Golden State/BAC Gay Rodeo royalty performance and transfer of titles. The place was packed with my friends, and rodeo royalty and organization officers outgoing and incoming, and from years past, were performing all night.

My dear Winne Baygo was the emcee/hostess and we got to enjoy our visiting other royal queen Miss Patty Wagon. Love her.

Miss Patty Wagon

Guy Innes, Miss Patty Wagon, Wilson Hardcastle

Guy and I also befriended a band of girls who just happened to be walking by, saw all of the commotion, and came on in. This was late in the night just before the transfer of crowns and sashes and responsibilities and such, so there was a bit more room to move about. The ladies were English, two were visiting one living locally.

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I imagine they got their San Franciscan experience! And frankly, how could they not with such charming barflies as me and Guy. Who else would introduce them to Miss SF Bay Gay Rodeo 2008 Diva Dee!

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Shouts to Lousia and Penny (and you too whose name I'm blanking!)!

Flickr set, and instructions for viewing.

not so candid camera

I've been hanging out with Stephen Yarbrough more and more lately. As has Shilpa. Stephen's a loud and rambunctious guy, and there is usually a steady stream of picture-taking and Facebook checking. And now he is obsessed with his rating on Hot or Not--and with an iPhone app he's getting updates every few minutes.

We were out at the Midnight Sun the other night, and the cameras were out. Stephen was pretty far ahead of us cocktail-wise. Regular readers of the blog know that Shilpa is exceptionally photogenic. Long-time readers may have noticed that it is also almost always the same pose. I think she must have practiced that in high school. But no matter how messy we get, she can throw that look like a reflex.

Shilpa and RMJ . Juan and Shilpa 3

Shilpa and Sean Wakely 2

None Cuter . Hot stuff in the kitchen

Yarbrough has yet to master that skill.

Shilpa offered lessons.

Yarbrough BEFORE the Shilpa "How to be Photographed" lesson:

Photo lessons from Shilpa to Stephen- Before

Yarbrough AFTER:
Photo lessons from Shilpa to Stephen- After

I'm just sayin'.

Gay Greg has a gay old time

It's hard getting older for Lance and Greg. Greg's (aka Gay Greg) birthday was last week, and Lance's is coming up Feb 2 (Groundhog Day! No relation.) They spent several weeks over the holidays vacationing and visiting Lance's family in Australia and New Zealand. They returned just in time to fly to NYC, have a time there, and then drive to D.C. for the inauguration.

They just got back last week.

I think a happy birthday party might be a bit redundant--clearly they've been having a happy time. But we missed them and were happy to have an excuse to celebrate their return.

Both maintain they are turning 38 (again) and ever shall it be so.

We gathered for drinks at the intimate wine bar at Hotel Biron Friday night. Birthday surprises for me included the faboo surprise guests. There were the lovely Lindsey (Jason to follow), and Jennifer (Toni to follow), and the rarely sighted but always excited MAX!

Max Davidson and Greg Avant

Max and Greg
We love the Max.

And the hat.

A big surprise to me was the appearance of Albert. About a decade ago, Albert and I were so inseparable Lance took to calling us the Wilbert. (Which is better than the other way around, which would have been the Allison.) Albert moved back east, wow, it's been well over five years now. As close as we were, we have not remained so since he moved back to New York. Our old clique isn't so any more either, but in this past year I have gotten to see more of and reconnect with Mike Grace.

Albert Crescenzo and Mike Grace

Albert and Mike

It was really nice to talk with Albert again. And I'll tell you, that bitch doesn't age.

Here are Albert and Mike in the summer of 2000, at my 30th birthday party:

Mike and Albert

I was once greeting an old friend and threw out the compliment, "Oh Lordy you haven't aged a day! You must have a portrait in the attic."

Some queen behind me glanced over and snorted, "Humph. Should've painted it sooner."

bare the bears

Nothing has made me want to shave off all my facial hair more than this clip, if only not to be in any way associated with these losers.

The Goatee Saver:



I love the awkwardly staged production, stilted dialog, "opulent" settings and gratuitous hot chick. Sure, the main "model" is pretty hot, but he'd probably be hot anyway. Does he have an Eyebrow Saver too? That's some serious manscaping.

The rest of the guys look like cheesy salesmen from flyover states.

And seriously-- what's with the soft focus, twinkling water, and cuffs folded outside of the sweater? That's supposed to be sexy? WTF?

Via the Daily Dish.

Monday, January 26, 2009

drama over the little things

I hate it when women act like girls instead of women. There is a lot to be said for "being a grown-up" about things. One of the reasons Shilpa loves hanging out with the boys is the relatively low level of manufactured drama. And these are fags and drag queens were are talking about. Too often with the women girls who haven't "dealt," mere turn of events, which men would not waste time or energy on, turn into Big Things.

And now it's a Thing.

As she turned and left, Shilpa said, "See? This is why I could never be a lesbian."

(I am sure there are other reasons too.)

"Inauguration Day/ Merge Left"

BoingBoing has posted the default password to hack roadside LED signs.



I think it's funny, and the comments are worth skimming if only for the dire exclamations at how dangerous and irresponsible it was to post this information. Personally, I think this has to the potential for funny and for folly. However, I am of the opinion that changing the "ROAD WORK AHEAD" or "LEFT LANE CLOSED" alert to "ZOMBIES AHEAD" would not cause accidents. Drivers not qualifying for the Darwin Awards should be able to notice road work or lane closures even if signage said something silly.

Then again, I am reminded of all those stories of people driving into lakes and off ledges because their GPS navigation system told them to. I have no sympathy for these people and they shouldn't be behind the wheel anyway.

My favorite comments include the argument that a zombie warning should in fact make drivers MORE alert to conditions ahead, and the reasonable compromising suggestion that pranksters could keep the original alert, and just add to it:

LEFT LANE ENDS
[next frame]
BECAUSE OF ZOMBIES.

or I imagine:

SOFT SHOULDER
[next frame]
THE 80S ARE OVER


And I give huge points to the one who suggested HOW DADDY IS DOING.

the Mac turns 25

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and you thought that the late fees would kill you

Friday, January 23, 2009

inaugural change of address

Follow up documentary from the group who changed all the Bush street signs to Obama signs in the wee hours before the inauguration.

Fun Friday

We've had our share of sunshine and hat days this past two weeks. Even in the cold rain let's remember that outside of SF it's about 17 degrees. (Feels like 2!)

It may be misty tonight but there is a lot of fun going down in the City.

• FunnyTime: SF SketchFest presents Facebook Improv with Rob Corddry, Rob Riggle, Rob Hueb et alia: "A favorite at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles, Facebook impov (formerly Myspace) is a long-form completely improvised show based on the Facebook pages of audience members. SF Sketchfest welcomes the exceptional cast, featuring Human Giant's Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer, The Daily Show's Rob Corddry and Rob Riggle, Seth Morris (Naked Babies), Chad Carter (Creature Comforts America), and Owen Burke (VH1's All Access)." Eureka Theater, $20.

• DragTime: Anna Conda's usual Friday night show at the Cinch will betaken over tonight by the "Queer Vaudeville Burlesque" group Diamond Daggers. Three words I cannot get enough of are "queer," "Vaudeville" and "Burlesque." Show is free. Drinks are strong and reasonably priced.

• More DragTime: Billed as A Baby Jane Circus, catch drag and Burlesque performances by Matthew Martin, Katya Smirnoff Skyy, Trauma Flinstone, Alotta Boutte, Virginia Suicide, Dottie Lux, Pink Key Lee, Pqoc, and others—and sideshows as well—tonight at the Stud. $5-$10 sliding scale. Drink quality and prices rate a "meh."

• IndieTime: Launch party for SF Indie '09 with Shotgun Wedding Quintet, Ex-Boyfriends and Pollo del Mar. $10 at the Elbo Room. CHEAP!

• DarkTime: The SF Film Noir Festival starts tonight at the Castro theater! Always one of my favorite events!












I'll be celebrating Gay Greg's birthday early in the evening at the Hotel Biron Wine Bar, then making my way from there...

Gorgeous Georges

Jenny made it to the Chronicle's best gown competition again this year (at the SF Ballet Gala).

As always, she looks stunning.

Read about it here, and vote for her here.

Rich & Famous

Wednesday evening was OUT with ACT night for Rich & Famous, a friendly little show (more fun than their period pieces but no match for the recent Quality of Life).

As usual, the main course of the entertainment meal for Kevin and me was the reception afterward. Shouts and hugs to the always engaging Randy, who is hosting a NYC preview of sorts in February for investors in the new show he is producing: Bare. Kevin and I hope to find the time to be there.

Other usual spotlights included Darren and Christine (aka Pretty Pretty Kissy Face), and their friend Cory from Boylesque.

A special treat for the night was the reappearance of Wil With One L, whose has been fun to get to know.

Tim Cherna, Wil Fabrick, Georg Lester, Michael Long

Tim Cherna, Wil Fabrick, Georg Lester, Michael Long

He's awfully shy, but I find that endearing. (Well, he's shy when he's not on Facebook ;)

Kevin Koberle, Wil Fabrick, Wilson Hardcastle

Kevin and I have a way of drawing people out into the crazy.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

"Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency."

Wow.

Who would have ever thought?

Read the transcript of President Obama's first meeting with White House staff and Cabinet Secretaries.

Hope indeed.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Great (F) Scott

On the heels of the Poe salon, Lynka and I have been talking about other literary events. She lamented the lack of literary parties in SF, and suggested an F. Scott Fitzgerald night.

I agreed that that would be fun. And said I would wear a green light at the end of my dock.



Shout to Barney: I was sharing this with Shilpa, who quoted, "Look, a bracelet!"

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Poe 200!

Yesterday may have been MLK's birthday observed, but it was the actual birthday of Edgar Allen Poe. And his 200th to be exact. (And sadly, he died at the far too young age of 40!)

Lynka and Ron, some of James' literary friends, hosted a Poe salon and birthday party in their fantabulous home last night, and were kind enough to extend the invitation to me. Unbeknownst to me, Lynka is a Poe scholar, and has even written a fictionalized biography.

And the evening featured interesting hosts and interesting guests. The invitations were formal, as were the participants who dutifully (for the most part) appeared in dark and/or period attire.

James gave the heads up a couple of weeks ago so we could prepare wardrobes accordingly. It came as no surprise that I could dress out of my closet. James looked resplendent, as always, in his waistcoat.

Lynka and James

Lynka Adams and James Hass

I say "as always" as he now rightfully fears that he's wearing it in almost every photo of him on Facebook. Lykna is also a rare book collector/dealer, and her library sent the librarian in me into little bibliogasms. Add to that Ron & Lynka's deeply personal and eclectic... I'll call it "art" collection, and I was in heaven. I have always been a Poe fan, and even studied his work in a semiar and performed the Raven as a dramatic pieice in college.

There was the Poe shrine:
Poe Shrine

detail:
Poe shrine, detail

and wonderfully Addams Family accents such as antlers, bones, ephemera, Victorian engravings, and a opossum of good fortune.

Opossum in the parlor

I believe my first children's book is going to be titled "The Possum in the Parlor." (Without the silent and confusing "o".)

I was particularly fond of the antique doll's head,

detail interesting bits

with empty eye-sockets and a battery-operated votive flickering within.

As with most great authors and great collectors, every piece had a story, and these were tales I was eager to have told. Their dining set, Lykna's from childhood, was bought at auction and is a beautifully ornate art deco set from the 1920s and is from the Hertz family mansion in Miami. A perfect setting for the birthday cake. She had ordered a raven, and graciously accepted what came out looking like a black duck.

Poe birthday cake 1

There were Poe accents throughout the house (I had to take a photo of their bedroom).

Poe bedding

I thought I was being clever for bringing a bottle of Ravenswood wine.

We enjoyed a group reading of The Raven, historical anecdotes, a Poe quiz, and a gastly, grim and gruesome murder. Okay not the murder. But still.

I did not get any photos of me, but I did use black liquid makeup to darken my eyes for a more macabre appearance. At one point in the night, Ron, who was not wearing his glasses, commented on mine. "That's so cool: from the sides you lenses look clear, but looking at you straight on your eyes area all black!"

And to think that this week is also the Edwardian Ball ("A staple of San Francisco culture with its elaborate costumed revelry of Gorey-inspired doom and gloom."). (Check out Laughing Squids photos!) It's a shame I can't do everything in this City.

The night was lovely in every way. Although I did appear later in the Victorian attire complete with top hat and raccoon eyes for a quick round with friends at the Midnight Sun and the final 80's night at TBOC. I was dressed in the 80s, it was just the 1880's. This also made for an interesting evening in the dimly lit back area of 440, which was hosting a steamy Monday theme night. Victorian in appearance, but not in attitude.

My MLK afternoon: working in an internet café, followed by Recovery at the Lookout, a Poe birthday party with aged sherry, absinthe and local literary luminaries; videos and 2/4/1 Jack Daniels at the Midnight Sun, and darkened eyes and darkened vibe in the back of 440.

I love SF.


Note from Lykna: The Raven as read by Christopher Walken.

I'll have to see if I can't find an old recording my my interpretation...

Rich and Famous at ACT

Tomorrow is the Out with ACT night for Rich and Famous. The SF Gate had a nice profile this week.

Hats off

With all of the historic fanfare today, I am happy my friends are taking time to comment on Aretha's hat! OMG!!

JoeMyGod's buddies are all over it too. I expressed my amusement in my Facebook status. One friend followed with a personal message:

"I didn't know she was still alive!"

Maybe she wasn't. That hat might be magic like Frosty's!

forward

march.

when the mice are away

the cat can play?

Playhouses for cats.

I so want James to get one.

Which one would you order?