I can hear the police captain now.

"No, seriously... Where's the car?"

Now I am far too familiar with what a pain in the ass it is to have your car stolen, but this is ridiculous.

From the Dallas Morning News this week:

Sometime between Friday and Monday, a car outfitted with cameras, tracking capabilities and a remote engine-kill system designed to catch auto thieves was stolen somewhere in Dallas – police would not say where. They also would not identify the make and model of the car, so that if it is recovered, it can remain part of the undercover fleet.