Tuesday, January 13, 2009

life imitates fart

Oh dear God. I am now experiencing Nine to Five. And I'm Violet Newstead. Posts may resume when appalled rage subsides.

I've taken slaps in the face before and handled it like a professional. But this is the first time work squatted above my face and took a dump.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you are Violet, I want to be Darlene. She is such a bad ass. Then we can blow through your office on horseback and rope all those ass holes up like the pigs they are.