In the Bay Area, dialing 511 connects you to a voice-navigated transit computer that can give traffic reports, directions, and schedules and arrival times for public transit agencies.
We've started calling the computer voice at 511 Shilpa's boyfriend.
She's in a dependent relationship. She relies on him for her social life. She calls him constantly but he never calls back, and he lies to her often.*
Clearly boyfriend material.
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*"Next N arriving in 4 minutes my ass. Where's my train?!"
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