Scene: Vainly searching for a bridesmaid dress around Union Square.
Wilson: Where to next?
Shilpa: I don't know, but I have GOT to pee.
Wilson: Oooh. There's an app for that! [Wilson pulls out the iPhone, launches "Sit or Squat"]
Nearest nice pubic bathroom is....20 feet this way, Saks Men's Store. I'll pretend to shop so you can use the restroom.
Leaving the store:
Wilson: Seriously, how did finding you a place to pee cost me $140?
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