speaking of lead pipes,

meet me in the conservatory with Col. Mustard because there will be a to-the-day 15th 25th anniversary screening of Clue at 7:00 p.m. on Monday, December 13 at the Clay Theater (on Fillmore, at Clay).  This screening will include appearances and a meet & greet with director and writer Jonathan Lynn and the Singing Telegram girl Jane Wiedlin.

Costumes encouraged.  Tickets are going fast.  Use the code word "candlestick" for a discount at checkout (to a mere $11 per ticket total).