clean the ocean, recycle the plastic

You know that kagillion square kilometer pile of trash clogging the Pacific ocean? A young engineer has devised a way to clean it up, and make the devices self-powered. Oh, and to do it in merely five years. At a profit. This is awesome, and I hope it gets funded.

The evil Koch brothers should fund the hell of of this and buy buy some credits to pay off their burn-in-hell-forever karma.

19-year-old inventor finds way to clean up the world’s oceans in under 5 years time