The 6 train platform, Saturday 3PM:
Woman 1: I'm just sorry I slept with them.
Woman 2: Well, you were drunk.
Woman 1: Yeah, but now today I'm all red and itchy.
Woman 2: Right? And you can't put anything in there, cuz you'll make it worse.
(Horrified, the women realize I'm standing there.)
Woman 1: Hey, we're just talking about contact lenses!
Me: Lady, I'm just waiting for the train.
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