Alert Readers are totally gay

The results are in. Alert Reader Shilpa thought that the question "Are you a [Man] [Woman] having sex with Men?" skewed the results, so they took the Gayometer test two ways: as a man who has sex with men and a woman who has sex with men.

You would think that the "man having sex with men" would be a major gay point-winner. Not so much. (So really, WTF is this testing? My guess: the ratings for BBC 4.)

Results are in:

Gayness as a Gay Man:.........Paul Day 53% - Shilpa 60%
Gayness as a Straight Woman:..Paul Day 50% - Shilpa 46%
Any readers with a background in statistics are welcome to comment. This is how I read this: If Shilpa had a penis, she'd be totally gayer than Paul Day. If Paul Day weren't a guy, he'd still be at least half gay-man.

I just like the fact that if they both self-identified as men having sex with men, Shilpa is gayer. And ARPD is pretty gay (wardrobe excepted). I mean, I remember years ago someone once used the descriptor "could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch."

I'm just sayin'.







Okay, this post may be edited later. The trailer hitch comment may have been one too far.