My coworker is steamin'

Shilpa must have some sort of circulatory deficiency. She is always cold. They installed an extra power line to her office because her heater kept blowing circuits.

Yesterday her office was so unbearably hot I had to excuse myself as I stepped over Dr. Rosenbaum who had come in for a schvitz.

I'm thinking this should be her next office supply: The USB-powered electric blanket.


Apparently, it is also marketed as a cape. Which is fine as she is so super.