necrophilia versus beastiality

That's pretty much the "Edward versus Jacob" Twilight challenge. I cannot tell you how much I hate the Twilight books, not so much for the story per se, but for the terrible, terrible writing. Undeadly God awful. And Stephen King is with me on this. How is this such a runaway money-maker?

Oh, right.

While Stephanie Meyer can't write for crap, this guy who made this is a genius.