So, Doctors Heizenberg and Shrödinger are out for a drive. Heizenberg feels the need for speed and they get pulled over by the police.
"Excuse me sir. I pulled you over for speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
"No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."
The policeman didn't appreciate his flip answer and decided to search the car. He found a box in the trunk, opened it and yelled, "Hey! Did you know you have a dead cat back here?!"
Dr. Shrödinger said, "Well I do now."
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