not by the hair of his chinny chin chin

The backlash has begun. Now that every straight twink thinks that not shaving makes them a hipster, the bad beards trend has hit epidemic levels, particularly in the Bay Area. My fears are coming true. In a backlash (just like the last time this cycled through in the 70s), the truebeards have started shaving. This had better not negatively affect the bear and otter populations.

Before:



Oh no!



I did tell him now everything he does can now be considered "bald faced."

Uh oh. Looks like it's spreading already.