if we're going to go,

we have to shop for dresses.

I've decided to wear a God-awful, colored gown and wear a sign that reads "Always a Bridesmaid."

Me: "Where can I find a huge, god awful shiny number"
Shilpa: "Ross! And it'll be cheap."
Me: "I'm thinking drag shopping implies a cocktail."
Shilpa: "Implies or requires?"