This just in

I can't believe it. I've got plenty of thoughts on what's going on with Hot Tony (new character likely to recur in the blog).

He's going through all sorts of tough shit right now and I'm just doing my best to keep his head out of the oven.

Text from Hot Tony moments ago:

Brandon dumped me by a TEXT MESSAGE!

Wow--Hot Tony is so better off without Brandon. I never met the guy, but clearly he's a Lou-ZERH. And not a man.

Who actually does that kind of shit.

(profanity to stop now)