Tuesday, March 29, 2011

is that an escaped cobra in your pants, or are you just glad to see me

The news coverage of the deadly cobra escapee from the Bronx Zoo is cracking me up.  The Daily Show had their take on it last night.


What really cracks me up is that the snake has its own Twitter feed.





 Bronx Zoo's Cobra 


Just FYI, I've had it with Samuel L. Jackson too.

 Bronx Zoo's Cobra 


Leaving Wall Street. These guys make my skin crawl.
 Bronx Zoo's Cobra 


Dear @, know what's better than tiger's blood? Cobra venom.   Also I'm 20 inches long. Just sayin'.
 Bronx Zoo's Cobra 


Rockefeller Plaza is amaz....wait...OMG! Tina Fey totally just walked by me! HUUUUGE FAN! 


But the best tweets (IMHO) have been coming from Steve Martin.




 Steve Martin 


An Egyptian cobra has escaped and is hiding in the Bronx zoo. I’m sitting in my King Tut hat by the phone awaiting their call for help.






 Steve Martin 


Phone rings. Caller ID: Bronx Zoo. I put on King Tut hat, ready for action. It’s the snake. Hard to hear. Lots of hissing on line.

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