The "Team in Training/Team in Dating" Date Auction is this weekend.
Joy.
Lovely ladies, and maybe even men, can bid on one of these eligible bachelors. And by "eligible" we mean "doucebags," and by "bachelor" we mean "why would you date them?"
Here's the hottest of the bunch (actually, I would do Jason if I could be guaranteed he wouldn't speak). Meet Mark W:
This is the photo he submits for his bachelor auction profile—
Actually a nice chest, but maybe he recently lost a lot of weight because that bit above his belt is creeping me out. Regardless, this pic does not say "eligible bachelor." It says "My wingman is Rohypnol."
But, as an eligible bachelor up for auction for the lovely and monied young ladies of the Marina, I am sure his profile reads like the table of contents in GQ. Ooops. More like an application to DQ.
He also enjoys slow walks on a Summer's Eve to talk about the cleanliness of your lady business.
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