Fish on Friday

This is a totally inappropriate post and nasty and should not be posted at all but it's gonna be because I know that even though there are lots of readers out there who will be appalled by this, there are many other who will think this shit's hilarious.

So if you are remotely offended by anything, especially mentions of lesbians or girlie private parts, stop reading right now. I absolve myself of any responsibility as you've now been warned.

(And yes, I know I am writing this in the style of a fifth grader.)

So I was walking down the street with Shilpa the other day, and we were talking about lesbians at work. And then we were talking about one in particular she had seen on the work Web site "Out List." Shilpa was all "I knew it!" and I was all "she's pretty hot." And Shilpa was all "ew!" And I said "she's a totally hot sexy power lesbian." and Shilpa disagreed, saying "She has those big ol' knobby hands." and I said "that might be a good thing...holy crap that fish smell is nasty!"

At which we both laughed while I had to quickly interject "Unrelated!" because at that moment we were walking past by a seafood delivery truck that REEKED and it was just bad timing that the instant we were implying lesbian petula fingering, there was a slap in the face of rank fish smell.

I'm just sayin'.

And I'm just sayin' that considering all of that, it is nothing compared to this.

OMFG!

It's just words, but probably still not safe for work.

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