Stand by the Fran

Stand By "The Fran"
as written by Mac Hardcastle

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Livin' all alone with four men
She'd have bad times and We’d have good times
Doin' things that she don't understand
But since she loves us she'd forgive us
Even though we’re hard to understand
And we love her, and are so proud of her
Cuz after all she's just the Fran

Stand by the Fran, give her warm coffee to come to
In a Styrofoam cup to cling to when nights are cold and lonely
Stand by the Fran and show the world you love her
Keep givin' all the love you can
Stand by the Fran

Some times it's hard to be the Fran
And she tries hard to make us understand
She’s still a hottie, but can’t make potty
So she always travels with a Ziploc of Bran

She’s in the groove and always on the move
She may be older, but she’s no geezer
And she loves to dance, and can still wear size 2 pants
After all there are older things in her freezer

Stand by the Fran, give her warm coffee to come to
In a Styrofoam cup to cling to when nights are cold and lonely
Stand by the Fran and show the world you love her
Keep givin' all the love you can
Stand by the Fran

She knows it’s hard to be a fat man
So oils and fats are under a house ban
She may be hazy
On recipes from Miss Daisy
But she’ll never forget one from Dr. Kautann

But since she loves him, we’ll forgive him
For fat free brain washing our dear Mommy
Chicken with no fat
Or even skin taste like crap
In fact it’s dryer than Mitt Romney

Stand by the Fran, give her warm coffee to come to
In a Styrofoam cup to cling to when nights are cold and lonely
Stand by the Fran and show the world you love her
Keep givin' all the love you can
Stand by the Fran

Stand by the Fran and show the world you love her
Keep givin' all the love you can
Stand by the Fran