faggotry flattery

Sure. These days the term "fag hag" is obsolete. Cooler dudes refer to the lovely lady friends of modern 'mosexuals as "fruit flies," or "'mo 'hos."

But still, there's something to the universality of the term "fag hag." But let's face it, the term is no longer derogatory, and "hag" in this sense is a compliment.

Think about it, these days any female friend of a gay guy is freaking HOT. Conservative cows in line for the Palin book signing could only wish to be Fag Hags. They're just hags. Like the kind that used to haunt the seas. When "only scurvy" made their man a catch.

And it is in this sense of honor that I recount the following:

After four days of berating from her nutso, judgmental, sometimes as shallow as a puddle on a sunny day mother, Shilpa told me she needed some Castro time (universal center of unconditional love. And happy hour.). To which I had to cry (mimicking CPR compressions): "Hag down! HAG DOWN! Quick! Get me 20 cc's of vodka and two units of irony! STAT!"

(Of course, by "stat" we mean "Facebook status update.")