I new an English woman who would make her husband wait in line and go in behind her for bathrooms in public places like pubs and restaurants. She always made him use it after her, whether he needed to or not, so that anyone else who followed would think that whatever bodily stank was left in the toilet was left by him and not her.
I think she would like this iPhone app. Cover Up: for only $0.99 you get an app that plays bathroom sounds like running water or a hair dryer to cover up the sounds of your pooting in public toilets.
Cracks me up. As much as Cult of Mac's review: "Trying to mask the sound of a giant anal raspberry is like spraying deodorant to mask a pooey smell: it never really works. But it may be useful if you’re known to the person in the next stall."
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