spunk in the trunk

I had to go down to the Colma target for some massive storage bins. I nearly hurt myself with the double-take when I saw this display.

My brain: Why the fuck does Target have a display of giant sperm?



I had to get closer and it still took me a while to see the double tails. What? These are some sort of tiny skulls with big horns? I'm still on WTF? They still just look like sperm with forked tails.

I'm just sayin'.