Adult shopping tip

Dildos should not be bought second hand.




[I found this on a note scrawled to self from a while back. I remember saying this to someone late one night in a bar and thinking, "this should really fall under the heading of 'self-evident'." Although to be fair I think this stemmed from the topic of what creepy people will take out of trash cans on the street at night, and that was one of the items missing the next day after cleaning out someone's apartment.]