And am I not excited to be flying to BNA:
Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.
Because of the smell of burnt sulfur and smoke, a flight was forced to land in Nashville for security concerns, everyone was evacuated and seaerched, and dogs were sniffing everying, "getting all up into people's business."
Apparently, a passenger was striking matches in the lav because she was, according to one witness, "way stinky." The witness' husband, who himself could benefit from a bar of soap and a good hosing, corrected her by saying, "That woman's shit STANK! But if we give in, then the terrorists win. They hate our freedoms. God bless dubya."
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