Thursday, June 26, 2008

the best line at the theater last night

wasn't on the stage.

Desperate to pee I stepped out during the first act. Passing the bartenders having box dinners with their friends, I overheard this:

"That's why you don't wear flip flops to the zoo."

If I weren't in such dire straights I would have lingered to figure out WTF.

OUT with ACT wrap up to follow.

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