Powerhouse Classics

South of Market summer reading:

Anne of Red Hanky Gables.

I think I may need to spend some time, or solicit other twisted minds, to mashup up a classic "Summer SoMa Reading List."

Such as:

• Gay Pride and Prejudice
• The Red Vadge of Courage
• Johnny Tremainly in the Ass
• Beowoof
• The Count of Monte Crisco
• The Great Gaspy
• Enema, by Jane Austen
• The Old Man and the Semen
• A Tale of Two Titties
• The Catch Her in the Eye
• Vanity Folsom Street Fair
• James and the Giant Penis
• Moby Dick

Also

• A Wrinkle in Tim
• Fahrenheit for 69
• Homeo and Juliette
• To Thrill a Cockingbird
• Julius' Seizure
• A Midsummer's Wet Dream
• Herpes for Algernon
• One Blew Over the Cockoo's Nest
• Nooners with Morrie
• Pigmalion
• Madam Ovary
• The Joy Fuck Club

And continuing the list with original titles that now sound really dirty:

• Of Mice and Men
• Animal Farm
• A Modest Proposal

And this just in From Rizzo:

• Memoirs of a Gimp