What's worse than having your final resting place be inside a ceramic turtle cookie jar? Being sold at a rummage sale because they forgot you were inside it.
You know, you don't often see newspaper stories that start like this:
To her great relief, Anita Lewis has brought home the ceramic turtle that contains the ashes of her husband's former wife. "That's the turtle!" she cried as she walked through the swinging doors into the back room of the Salvation Army Thrift Shop in Horseheads.
Apparently, the story of its loss was picked up by the AP. Here is
the story of its return.
You know, you don't often see newspaper stories that start like this:
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