flower children

Have you ever had someone ask for a piece of cake "with a flower on it"? You know, those people, usually girls, who want more icing than cake and have some sort of sugar high addiction they can't quite admit to?

Usually, pieces of birthday/wedding/whatever cake with flowers on them are prized pieces, as there are only so many flowers on a cake.

Cosco says "No more!"

Introducing the Everyone Gets a Flower Sheet Cake:


Kind of makes me nauseas just looking at it.