He said he saw this Craig's List post and thought of me.
First, what the eff were you looking for to find this ad? and,
Second, yeah, why did you think of me?
I'm weird, but c'mon.
But after James ran my battery to dead, and someone else dented my trunk, I could use the $50/hour.
Male Balloon Busters (Bay Area)
Looking for men who enjoy busting balloons--especially by sitting on them--and would be willing to do so on camera.
$50.00 an hour to start.
This is ongoing.
Not looking for professional models.
Send pix/email for more info.
Seriously— this looks like easy money. Should I do it just so I can blog about it? It could be an adventure. Feel free to comment.
Update: I replied to the ad. Sadly, no response.
4 comments:
I had a friend who got paid to have pies thrown in his face!
Hmmm....pie...
xo
Coco
Co-Cap'n
Team Wilson
Dude, that battery was a dead cell walking. All I did was expose its weakness!
And I'm relieved, because now I know you're safer on the road than you were before. God forbid that beamer should die on you in the middle of the night on a dark road with a strange man following you.
Don't go there. I mean that in the bad way.
Yeah, I needed a new battery. It wasn't you. Just busting your balls(oons).
Oh Wilson, PLEASE do this so I can hear about it! There are so many delightfully strange people out there, and this sounds generally harmless...
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