Tuesday, February 05, 2013

lonely

Coworker [hidden down the hallway, in a low murmuring voice]:  "Wiiiiilsonnnn...  Wiiiilllsonnnnn....  this is your conscience..."

Me:  "Where the hell have you been?  I haven't heard from you since I was fourteen.  What?  You went out for a pack of cigarettes?""

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