That's it! That's every shoe in the place. Unless...

...you'd like to try...the cruel shoes.

FIT EXHIBITION, ‘SHOE OBSESSION,’ UNVEILS CRAZY SHOES
This Friday, the Museum at New York’s Fashion Institute of Technology will open Shoe Obsession, an exhibit that explores shoes’ phenomenal effect on culture and design. “The average American woman has almost two times as many shoes as she did 10 years ago, and the heels of shoes have almost doubled in height as well,” the exhibit’s co-curator Valerie Steele told The Daily Beast.

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