And on BBC World News...

I am not making this up. This just in from the BBC. I'm guessing only in America could a group of researchers get a ridiculously large grant to study this. WTF? (No pun intended)

The headline: "Penis is a competitive beast."

That we knew.

Lead paragraph of the story:

Tests led a team of US researchers, headed by Professor Gordon Gallup, to conclude that the penis acts as a "semen displacement device" and its shape has evolved in part to displace another man's semen.

Dude, I can totally see your semen displacement device in that swimsuit.