P, P, PMS

Having women friends can be fun, until that time just before "that time." It's worse when it gets stubborn and prolongs the ride on the crazy train.

IM's today:
"Sane yet?"
"Nope. Still no period. WTF?"
"If your period waits any longer it's going to bust out of there as an ellipsis."




Update: Okay, this is just weird.

Kevin G. posted a new Facebook meme:

Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence AS YOUR STATUS. AND POST these instructions in a comment to this status.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST book.

The book nearest me is The American Heritage College Dictionary (hardbound, third edition). Page 56, fifth entry:

an•o•vu•la•to•ry adj. 1. Relating to or causing the suppression of ovulation. 2. Not associated or influenced by ovulation.