Mystery Date: Toddler Rave

I LOVE Kevin's Mystery Dates! No sooner than I got Mac, Emily and Leland off to the airport did people begin showing up at my place at 3:30 for pre-drinks before a 5:00 mystery date. The only clue from Kev was "it's not theater, but it's a show." We got to Billy Graham Auditorium and Hells Yeah: Yo Gabba Gabba. OMFS—it was a total toddler rave, complete with psychedelic performances and glow sticks. And enthusiasts in costume. We were calling it Burning Toddler.


Unfreaking believable. I have mathematically-approaching-zero knowledge of Yo Gabba Gabba, but I understand it has to do with a giant red studded dildo with one eye who entertains kids under three.



Of course we loved the show.

Of course we brought flasks (as instructed by Fearless Leader).

Two highlights: The Party in My Tummy with what was supposed to be a drumstick but just looked like a nugget with an enormous ball sack:



And OMFBS: WE LOVE BLACK SANTA.




The hands-down best part of the show was in the second act when the tiny kids would sit on Big Black Santa's lap and mimic a beat. Awesome.

And people wonder why when Kevin asks me to reserve a date, I do with no questions asked.


Yo Gabba Gabba Doo.