However, many vodkas and whiskeys later I was smearing myself on him like butter on cornbread.
However, while I am truly embarrassed, I really think he can't hold it against me. Last time he was here he passed out in my arms after kissing me and I had to carry him out of the bar. I think that entitles me to a "Get Out of Messy Free" card.Douglas, it seems, had a similarly crazy night. Brilliant e-mail this "morning":
From: doug
Subject: last night, i lost...
A. Part of my Halloween costume
B. My cell phone
C. My Dignity
D. All of the above.
at least i still my sense of humor.
please send me your phone numbers.
thanks.
doug
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