What little Jonny will be wearing this year

Dear God in Heaven, who would dress their child in this Halloween costume?

I mean, other than me.

I wonder if the kid's name is John.

And if his parents think he is a little shit.

This reminds me of the time, I think I was about 12, when I helped design by parents' TP-related costume for a "come dressed as an old song" party. They went as "When the roll is called up yonder, I'll be there." The winners were an old, southern, white, socialite, geriatric couple who came in overalls, red shirts, gold chains, blackface and skull/mohawk caps who came as "(Mr.) T for Two."

It's time again for me to come up with something clever for Halloween. Maybe a song this time...

Suggestions are welcome in the comments section.