"winners"

I learned my lesson regarding silent auction bidding two years ago when, with Kevin, I placed many last-minute bids while hammered. I "won" several items which quickly went into gift piles. Along with the good bargains like wine baskets and dinner or service certificates were questionable adult materials I was happy to (re)gift in plain brown wrapping.

Kevin and I were not companions at this year's Stompede as he (of course) went with his boyfriend Shawn. They apparently took up the banner for reckless bidding. Here they are with their "winnings" (Can you really "win" an auction? You still pay for it...)



Their auction items are surprisingly indicative of their character(s). I image if they needed to describe tehmselves in 25 words or less, they should just list their winning bid auction items: Passes for a brewery tour, certificates to a tanning/sunless tanning salon, a retro Wonder Woman lunch box, and an array of hardcore gay porn.

If the man-on-man sex action wasn't enough to make them gay, this shopping spree is.