Hit me.

Some time over the weekend the blog passed 50 thousand hits. That's pretty crazy for this silly little thing. I do love doing it though. I need a creative writing outlet, and it's nice to have a forum for my rambling that people can ignore if they like rather than my venting indiscriminately around town.

But hey, 50 thousand hits! At least some of y'all are clearly entertained.

Every now and again I check the blog stats. Part of StatCounter's free services is a log of search terms that lead people to the blog. before the fourth of July weekend I was dismayed to see several visitors had used the string "David Britt murder." DB is a good friend of mine and I had to check to make sure he was okay. It turns out there is an oold case in Tennessee about a murder named David Britt and he got out or was killed or something. It was in the news somewhere, and some interested folks came looking here for information (I talk about Nashville, Tennessee, and David Britt, just not the one they were looking for.)

There have been some other colorful search terms in the log. Like this one:


Who knew someone would look to me for "vagina waxing" salons in Tucson? (And at least technically speaking, I hope it's not actually the vadge that's getting the wax, just the forest leading to the village.)

And just the other day, there was this. You can guess what caught my eye, but I have no idea what page it would bring up.


However you got here, welcome.

And if I ever find myself in a situation involving Robert Redford and a dildo, I'll be sure to blog about it.