poker?

Maybe poke-him. They are certainly not five card studs.

They are, however, hypocritical closeted politicians with power you need to mock.

The Gay Republican Hypocrites Playing Cards, with all of your favorite right-wing hypocrites, liars, and all around abusive douche bags.


Perfect for playing Crazy Eights, Old Maid, and Texas Hold 'Em.

via The Gist.

(Note: "holding 'em" is actually illegal in Texas. So is the Texas Reach Around).