stick this down your series of tubes

Alaska Senator Is Convicted of Ethics Breach in Gift Scheme
By NEIL A. LEWIS
Published: October 27, 2008 (The New York Times)

WASHINGTON — Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, the longest-serving Republican in the Senate’s history and a figure of enormous influence in his state, was found guilty on Monday of violating ethics laws for failing to report gifts and services that he was given by friends.

Hopefully now we can get this archaic wingnut out of the Senate and put someone in charge whose technological and social sophistication is above the level of "icebox" and "coloreds."

Series of tubes.